Strange Text Messages

Posted by Jake Good
on Jan 12, 07

Late last night I get 3 text messages (one long message) from a random phone number…



(701)426-2682 … a little research indicates that it comes from Bismarck, ND.



The message as follows:



yo boi sup? yo nigga be terned too a 70s brutha n izn no brayd pimp no mo tyrell be gifin me a snoop do gg perm n pimp now i has a reel big nappy afrohed naw sayin? bichs be luvin da nappyhed speshly wite hos dey awl ova dis pimp ya hurred me? get yo husle ova at muh crib we be smokin dat wikid stiky stiky sipin sum purp be makin a nigga reel stoopider den we be pimp cruzen wit muh knew ecsalade pik usselfs up cupla wite hos



lil jazzz a3z



My first response:



Who is the gansta rapper?



Then a MMS message with this picture and text:



lil jazzz a3


dis hoo i be wy u be playin wit dis pimp? cum ova at muh crib n we be smokin dis playce up how u likes muh happy afrohed?



jus lil PiMpin jazzz a3z



So I call the number… and it picks up and starts playing Ludacris - Money Maker. Turns out that was the voicemail greeting. HAHA. I actually listened to the whole 4 minute song to find that out… great.



Another one just came in:



yo cuz I gets wit u reel sune i be bizy wit 3 wite get down bichs



jus PiMpin jazzz a3z



I’ll continue with updates in the comments…

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  1. Jake GoodJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    Yet another text message:




    izn u muh boi masimba? els i be roten hiz numba rong n texded u buy misstake naw sayin? probly be smokded two much stiky stiky u iz rong dis pimp be livin larg wit da bichs ya hurrd me? i gots pleny evrting




    jus PiMpin jazzz a3z

  2. maddieJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    Haahaa, i think this guy’s crazy! Lol! Or it’s just an actor. Anyway, he called me and asked for Tyreeb… maybe it was Tyree lol. idk. pretty entertaining, a little creepy

  3. kevinJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    Yeah i’ve been getting the same messages the past two days

  4. billyJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    just got a text from this guy, roughly the same message. i sent him the pic posted above, called him a nigga who b straight trippin wit dat nappy hair, and asked him to lite me up that fat blunt. also asked him where he b at!

  5. patJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    i actually called them back a little pissed off and they talked to me..i heard him talkin about ty’rell or something…but uh. yeah i talked to them i think.

  6. DanJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    My first message:
    wud duu cuz? yo boi izn no brayd thug no mo dat nigga tyrell be gifin me a snoop do gg perm n PiMp n now i haz a reel big nappy afrohed naw saying? bichs be luvin it speshly wite hoes dem awl ova dis pimp ya hurrd me? wy u duzn cum hear too muh crub me n u be smokin up wit dis wikid stiky stiky n sipin sum dat sirup be makin a nigga reel stoopider naw meen? afta we smoked up pimp cruze uselfs cupla wite hoes wit muh nu ecsalade jus PiMpin masimba



    The second message:
    ty’ree wy u be aksin dis nappyhed pimp hoo i iz? u be fogetin yo boi goed at cort n be chaingin mah name i izn darn’ll williams no mo naw sayin? yee cuz u be wannen foto dis nigga be pimpin a supa fro? holla masimba

  7. DanJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    I also received a call last night from this number.. the guy asked for “Ty’ree”…

  8. JoeJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    I received a call tonight talking about Tyrese and Masimba. Just curious if anyone knows what is going on?

  9. DanJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    I received two similar text messages from this number yesterday.

  10. Nate DoggJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    Hello i looked up this number 701-426-2682 because they keep calling and texting me with almost the same stuff just wanted to share it with you its pretty funny well take care
    Nate

  11. daveJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    That text came from me lol it was accidently Generated

  12. Jake GoodJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    And another:




    yo boi be down wit dat nigga pharrell awl u gotsa do be pres 1 n u be too da end naw sayin? u evr be lookin fo party hola too yo boi muh crib awl wayz be blayzin ya hurrd me?




    jus PiMpin jazzz a3z

  13. TaylorJan 12 07 @ 02:21AM

    I got those messages too, he called me tonight and left a message saying i was cold as hell and he was gonna cut me i think, so he isn’t about dat wiki stiky stiky stuff no more

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