Setting: I’m at the bar… with some friends, who are all talking amongst themselves. The bartender comes up and asks me for a drink.
Jake - Yeah.. I’ll have a Jack and Coke please.
Bartender - Sure thing… that’ll be $3.75
(Jake hands over the cash)
Jake (looking down at the glass) - Looks like it’s just you and me tonight buddy.
Jack Daniels - fizzz
Jake - Yeah I know, it’s a lonely weekend… (takes sip) but let’s see where this takes me. (gulps the rest of the whiskey and coke)
Bartender - Another?
Jake - Sure… what the hell. Make it two.
(Jake chugs one down)
Jake (whipes whiskey from his chin) - Let’s get crazy Jack. You and me. Whaddya say?
Jack Daniels - Go over there and talk to that red-head.
Jake (blinks) - What the fuck? (looks around and leans in close to the whiskey)
Jack Daniels - “Whip it out, they will come”
Jake (laughs) - Yeah OOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKK Time for another whiskey.
(Jake raps on the bar, the whiskey is poured)
An hour later
(Jake is busting a move on teh dance floor, barely holding himself up)
Jake - See Keya, this is how us white Iowa boys get down!
(Grabs his ankle and proceeds to thrust his leg towards his chest back and forth to MC Hammer)
Jake - I DOn’t knowwwwas what oyur’ talkin about , I”m not as think as you rdunk I am.
Jake - So budddyy JACk, Whaddya say we head down to the [Vu][2] and getsssssssss us asome bresastses.
(Jake falls over on the floor and is escorted out by the bouncer)
(Jake whips out his Zack Morris cell phone)
(Types out “I Love wHiskEYYY@@!!!” and sends it to all the females in his phone)
NOTE This is NOT how I spend my weekends :) Well… at least NOW-a-days.
Did you hear Jack Daniels makes you smarter?
http://spaces.msn.com/chocolatecity2/