Guide to Jake's Appetite

Posted by Jake Good
on Apr 03, 06

Weren’t you all just begging to know what make’s Jake smile when preparing a meal… or quite possibly, were you just curious as to what Jake’s diet is all about?



Maybe Jake is hungry and when he’s hungry, he talks in the 3rd person.



No but seriously, if there’s nothing else to blog about on a Monday morning, why not food?



Quite simply, here are some dos and don’ts when it comes to feeding me.




  1. Don’t, under ANY circumstance, feed me beans. You won’t appreciate the response just as I don’t appreciate the pasteyness of beans.

  2. Do make it spicey.

  3. If it comes from Chipotle, I’ll eat it. (Though be mindful of Rule #1)

  4. I’ll eat anything that isn’t moving or is in a shape/taste/color of a bean.

  5. When preparing a steak, ensure that there is no red/pink in the meat.

  6. Incorporate potatos into anything you can.

  7. I’m adventurous, so if you wan’t to feed me an eel roll, feel free.

  8. I don’t watch what I eat (yeah I know it’s bad), so don’t worry about that.

  9. Grilled food better be prepared on a charcoal grill… or a George Forman. Skip the propane.

  10. Give me vegetables raw preferrably.

  11. I love simple stuff… inquire inside for small quick recipes.

  12. A favorite meal: New York Strip (well done, lean cut, 16 o.z.) with a loaded baked potato, small ceasar salad, and some very good bread.

  13. If it’s a soup, make the soup really good.. I like clam chowder, vegetable, fajita soup, potato, or tomato.

  14. Favorite desert: Pretzel cream cheese strawberry dessert thingy.

  15. Last One: Don’t be affraid to cook for me, you will be handsomely rewarded.



See, that wasn’t so bad was it? :) Off to lunch…

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  1. Mike HApr 03 06 @ 03:56AM
    So when my basement is finished this summer, and I have a bunch of people over to celebrate by cooking burgers on my PROPANE grill and watch UHF and Army of Darkness on the potential new DLP widescreen, now I know I shouldn't invite you ;) Nah, that's too harsh. I'll just feed you raw vegetables and beans instead. ;)



  2. JaGApr 03 06 @ 03:56AM
    That chipotle site looks cool! And you just made me hurngry.
  3. Jake GoodApr 03 06 @ 03:56AM
    @Mike - I'll celebrate, I'll just drink and not eat! w00t! Drunken Halo is calling me...

    @JaG - Chipotle is the BEST fast food mexican there is...
  4. TaddApr 03 06 @ 03:56AM
    Jake doesn't deserve to watch Army of Darkness on a nice tv.
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