Channel 9 Bots

Posted by Jake Good
on Mar 24, 06

So this is funny… I get random people wanting to add me to their MSN list… apparently from all over the world.



How’d they get my MSN address? They all “claim” to come from Channel 9 (a Microsoft developer site).



I’m always curious if these people are actually real, so I try to have conversations with them… asking them very specific questions that bots might answer funny or have trouble with.



Today marked one of the BEST conversations… Everything I know about AI and human interaction is pointing to this person being a bot, but the answers it spits back are tough to decipher. The flow, word choice, timing, and even context is very well done. I’ve talked to a lot of stupid bots, this one is a very smart one. It even did a time calculation for me, when I asked what time it was there…



Here’s an excerpt (though not the most convincing, this one led me to my final decision of it being a bot):




Mr. Good says:
I don't believe you're real.

All people love Money , Food , and ..... says:
oh why ?

Mr. Good says:
because there are lots of bots that go through Channel 9 and have found my email address...

Mr. Good says:
so then I ask questions

Mr. Good says:
like... What do you do for a living that would make you check out Channel 9?

Mr. Good says:
Why would you randomly add my email address?

All people love Money , Food , and ..... says:
i'm study computer sceince in frankfurt university

All people love Money , Food , and ..... says:
science*

All people love Money , Food , and ..... says:
i'm just want to have friends who working with IT like me

All people love Money , Food , and ..... says:
anyway i'm sorry if u don't like chatting with me

All people love Money , Food , and ..... says:
bye

Mr. Good says:
i wouldn't mind it if i didn't have the little (read:large) intiution that you're not real

Mr. Good says:
but yet somehow i keep conversing with you as if you were

All people love Money , Food , and ..... says:
as u like

Mr. Good says:
...

All people love Money , Food , and ..... says:
sorry i was on phone with my friend

All people love Money , Food , and ..... says:
so what do u mean ?

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  1. Andy GaskellMar 24 06 @ 02:25AM
    I always get c9 dudes from India adding me and trying size me up for some outsourcing :
  2. Andy GaskellMar 24 06 @ 02:25AM
    Oh, and I haven't been by in a while, but you're #1 on google for jake good (y)
  3. Jake GoodMar 24 06 @ 02:25AM
    Thanks for the tip Andy! I'm also #3 when you search for Inetium... mwuhahaha
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