I can’t stand email forwards, chain mail, those “life” stories on MySpace, or any of those survey’s, and most of all… those “look at me, i need attention” bulletin posts.
but
I saw one earlier today, where you fire up your favorite music player, toggle shuffle on, and hit play. Answer the questions in order with the songs that come up.
It was kinda creepy what came up on some of the questions… (ones in bold)
How does the world see you?
2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted - 2Pac & Snoop Dog
Will I have a happy life?
Let it Bang - The X-Ecutioners
What do my friends really think of me?
Right About Now - Talib Kweli
Do people secretly lust after me?
Amibtionz Az a Ridah - 2Pac
How can I make myself happy?
Money, Power, & Respect - DMX/Lil’ Lim/ LOX
What should I do with my life?
Errtime - Nelly
Will I ever have children?
Lose My Breath - Destiny’s Child
What is some good advice for me?
Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
How will I be remembered?
It’s Goin’ Down - The X-Ecutioners
What is my signature dancing song?
Sea to Sea - Matisyahu
What do I think my current theme song is?
‘Bout it, ‘Bout it - Master P
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Refuge - Matisyahu
What song will play at my funeral?
Back Then - Mike Jones
What type of men/women do you like?
One Two Step - Ciara
What is my day going to be like?
Elegance - Kindohm
What will my love life be like?
Drugs, Basketball, & Rap - Talib Kweli
How will I be successful?
4,3,2,1 - Canibus/DMX/LL Cool J/Method Man/ Redman
I took it a little further and summed it up:
Everyone sees me as one of America’s most wanted, letting my life bang, making myself happy with Money, Power, and Respect; losing my breath when I figure out that I’m having a child, but Billie Jean’s not my lover.. and the kid isn’t mine. I’ll be remembered by what went down and I’m always ‘Bout it ‘Bout it.
Back then, hoes didn’t want me… now I got hot hoes all on me. I like the dancing kind of women… and today, my day will be filled with elegance.
How will I be successful? By counting backwards.
haha